apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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