who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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