Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I have aggressive nipples.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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