Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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