People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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