Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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