I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
