she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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