i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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