If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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