With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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