Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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