Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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