hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
This is the high leading the old right now
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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