State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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