i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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