I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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