it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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