I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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