Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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