only if we run a train.
done.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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