I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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