I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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