do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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