just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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