I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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