Do you still have your period?
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Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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