your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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