On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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