Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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