My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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