can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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