): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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