What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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