cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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