if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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