I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
COCAINE IS GR8
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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