I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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