Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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