the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So vagazzling was a success
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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