It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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