He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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