I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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