But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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