shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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