i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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