I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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