Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sorry about my life...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
