I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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