Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Randomize
