He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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